June 2012
hungarysovaries:
showmeyourb00bs:
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out...
Chinese Buffets.
TC: Jeremy.....I can't breathe. Why are Chinese buffets so good?
Jeremy: Cause food is porn and we are all nymphos.
May 2012
person: i can sing, dance, play the piano, flute, drums, omg i have so many friends and im so talented and popular
me: i can stay on the computer for 20+ hrs