hungarysovaries: showmeyourb00bs: one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you” other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out...
TC: Jeremy.....I can't breathe. Why are Chinese buffets so good?
Jeremy: Cause food is porn and we are all nymphos.
person: i can sing, dance, play the piano, flute, drums, omg i have so many friends and im so talented and popular
me: i can stay on the computer for 20+ hrs